My Son is Cooler Than Cespedes

It has been less than a week, but Yoenis Cespedes has been the talk of the town again. Last year, it was because of the homeruns. This week, the buzz started when Cespedes’ rolled into camp with a Polaris Slingshot:

Looking at it, it’s nothing more than a tricycle. If all it takes to be cool is to ride a tricycle and hit homeruns, my son’s got that:

  
   
On top of all of that, he just looks like one “cool guy” whatever he does:

  
 

So while, Cespedes is cool, while he’s got that swagger, he’s got nothing on my son. 

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