If you’ve got young kids, you find yourself singing the same songs over and over again. They’re inane songs your kids love like BINGO and Old McDonald. Seeing Yoenis Cespedes‘ recent activity, I decided to update it so that it may be more tolerable. Enjoy.

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm, there was a pig 

  
 E-I-E-I-O

With a homerun here 

And a homerun there 

Here a home, there a run

Everywhere a homerun 

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O 

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm, there was a horse

  E-I-E-I-O

With a homerun here 

And a homerun there 

Here a home, there a run

Everywhere a homerun 

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O 
OLD YOENIS BOUGHT A FARM

E-I-E-I-O