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Newborn Mets Blog Post

The other night, my infant son woke up early while I was doing work on the computer.  Since I couldn’t put him back down, I offered to let him share his thoughts on the Mets.  This is what he had to say about the team:

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I’m sure many of you will hilariously say this is nothing different than what I already write or that it’s even better than my Mets analysis. 

2 thoughts on “Newborn Mets Blog Post”

  1. Dove says:

    Hands down the best writer I’ve seen on the internet today.
    I bet he wouldn’t be foolish enough to say Ceapedes is a distraction.

  2. Gothamist says:

    Was he enthusiastic watching Drew Smith?
    Though he faced hitters w numbers in their backs >80:

    I liked his fastball (93-96) command
    He really used his 77/87 stuff when ahead in the count yet never one strike
    I was not excited ti his this routine:

    Pitch, wipe his pitch fingers on thigh, next rosin bag, the two fingers to the mouth and then without fail, almost before every pitch two fingers to his hat bill.

    Maybe nothing for though I saw excellent fastball location, few solid contact there was not much break I saw at all.

    I do not minimize this for the director of the broadcast hat his cameraman zoom in on the hat to switch the live feed to many times.

    I WOULD STILL HAVE TRADED FOR HIM
    HE DOES NOT GIVE UP THE HR!!

    Get a second pitch going Drew and get to Flushing soon!

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