Did Santa Visit Citi Field?
Let’s all gather round and see what Santa left under the Mets Christmas tree:
Jake Arrieta – Mets have enough SP, don’t they?
Jay Bruce – His heart is in San Francisco
Yu Darvish – Not in this lifetime
Lorenzo Cain – Nope
Bartolo Colon – Rejected
Howie Kendrick – Nowhere to be seen or heard from
Jonathan Lucroy – Mets already have Lobaton
Todd Frazier – In Toms River
Curtis Granderson – Can’t be naughty and expect to get someone so nice
Austin Jackson – Would need to trade Lagares and about 10 more people
Jason Kipnis – Hot In Cleveland
J.D. Martinez – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mike Napoli – Somewhere over Minneapolis
Eduardo Nunez – Probably too broken . . . even for the Mets
Addison Reed – Not home for the holidays
Neil Walker – Doesn’t want to come back
Really, there’s nothing there except for what I really hope is a piece of coal.
The Wilpons have invested in many places : Citifield – Islanders Belmont – E – sports, Flushing Development and SNY.
Fred Wilpon gets angry that the Yankees acquired Stanton?
The Wilpons do not need us and they are tired and annoyed owning this team…
Speculating about FAs and trade targets, yeah right!
If I had a blog I would shut it down!!!
And find a new team!
Well, I’m still sticking with the blog and the Mets
I respect that… yet if my favorite restaurant served me expired food I would wait until a new owner took over….
NOT A PENNY!
The Wilpons aren’t serving expired food.
They’re serving you freeze dried astronaut food and expecting a Michelin star