Old Yoenis Bought a Farm

If you’ve got young kids, you find yourself singing the same songs over and over again. They’re inane songs your kids love like BINGO and Old McDonald. Seeing Yoenis Cespedes‘ recent activity, I decided to update it so that it may be more tolerable. Enjoy.

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm, there was a pig 

  
 E-I-E-I-O

With a homerun here 

And a homerun there 

Here a home, there a run

Everywhere a homerun 

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O 

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm, there was a horse

  E-I-E-I-O

With a homerun here 

And a homerun there 

Here a home, there a run

Everywhere a homerun 

Old Yoenis bought a farm

E-I-E-I-O 
OLD YOENIS BOUGHT A FARM

E-I-E-I-O