A Little Relationship Advice

You’ve been an awful husband/boyfriend/son since the playoffs started. You’ve been half paying attention to everything because your sole focus has been the Mets. Most women will probably say you’re always half listening. 

In any event, you didn’t go out two weeks ago because of the NLDS. You didn’t go out last weekend because of the NLCS. You’re not going to go out next weekend because of the World Series. Even worse that’s Halloween weekend. You’re now monopolizing a huge weekend with the Mets. Guess what?  There’s nothing going on tonight. 

Your significant other deserves a huge night out. She deserves flowers and a nice dinner. She deserves to be wined and dined. She’s been a good sport, and she needs to be rewarded. Treat her like a lady. Remind her why you love her and why she’s special to you. She deserves that much. 

If you’ve been taking your significant other out during the playoffs, this doesn’t apply to you. In fact, I’m not sure you’re a real Mets fan. Moreover, I’m not sure I want to know you. 
Overall, be a gentleman tonight. It’ll go a long way tomorrow when you park yourself in front of the TV tomorrow and try to watch a full day of football.